Saturday, November 23, 2013

Our Dedication to Miley Cyrus: 21 Things About Her...

Being that it is Miley Cyrus' 21st birthday (yes she just turned 21 today) we decided that we would list the top 21 things that come to mind when we think of her. Agree or disagree, this is My Miley!

  1. She has gotten her teeth done way too many times.
  2. She may have gotten her teeth done because Jamie Foxx referred to her as "the gummy one."
  3. Jamie Foxx probably didn't pay for her to get her teeth fixed.
  4. She came in like a wrecking ball.
  5. But she always has time to party in the U.S.A.
  6. Her dad has a mullet
  7. She smokes a lot of illegal things
  8. She had bleached eyebrows for a hot minute.
  9. The eyebrows made her look like an alien.
  10. She should be ashamed of her VMA performance.
  11. Robin Thicke should be elated by said performance.
  12. She looked better when she had hair.
  13. She has a long tongue.
  14. She has a lot of tattoos.
  15. She is a tad frightening.
  16. We see way too much of her boobs.
  17. We are tired of her boobs.
  18. She's a supposed role model.
  19. Hannah Montana is dead.
  20. She should move to a nudist colony.
  21. She was born on November 23rd, 1992.
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