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Brangelina Divorce! The World Is Over!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting a divorce after two years of marriage, three adopted children (Maddox, Pax, Zahara), three biological children (Shiloh, Vivienne, Knox), and over a decade together, plus a few movies here and there. It was Jolie who pulled the trigger and there have been rumors that Pitt cheated on her and even impregnated Marion Cotillard. Yes, Cotillard is preggers but by someone else and just today, rumors swirled that Pitt was being investigated by DCF for child abuse, rumors which were later null in void.  So, what led them to call it quits? Who knows and who cares! She has been married three times, he has been married twice and engaged to everyone so do we really care and why do we care? I guess we just figured that, after waiting so long to tie the knot, it would stay tied. Guess we were wrong. But again, who really cares? How is this affecting my life? I predict Jolie will start dating Amber Heard, who is now divorced from Johnn...

Brangelina Married!

Somehow, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were able to pull off a secret wedding in France this past weekend. My mom's theory for Jolie wanting to finally tie the knot after nine years and six kids is because she did not want to be the unwed mistress at George Clooney's upcoming wedding. It is rumored that they will change their last names to Jolie-Pitt to match their children. Brad's parents were in attendance while Angelina's father Jon Voight was not there. Maybe it is because he cannot keep his mouth shut about anything when it comes to his Oscar-winning daughter. No word on whether or not brother James was there for Angelina as she was once so in love with him. I don't get it; I don't like her; this was a mistake but oh well. Congratulations to the newlyweds.