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This episode of "American Horror Story: Coven" opens up with a flashback of Kathy Bates moving to New Orleans. Next, we see what any normal person does to christen their house by practicing the good ole ritual of enjoying chopping off a chicken’s head. After we see Kathy Bates quickly become bored of chickens and move on to the next logical step torturing hurt slaves. Looks like Kathy has a new hobby.

We know that she was "Precious" and crap but Gabourey Sidibe really needs to get a new stylist. I'm sorry but the "American Horror Story: Coven" actress is not a good example for plus-sized women! I have watched and looked at every dress and the moment I saw hers, I got so mad because it made her look way bigger than she is and was not flattering at all. It's not just that it was white but it wasn't flattering at all; that's the best we can say. 

This episode of "American Horror Story: Asylum" starts off with Angela Bassett being visited by a black Rob Zombie lookalike that stole Slash’s famous hat. I assume he’s some kind of demon or other mythical being but I’m still not all that sure. Well anyhow he offers Angela immortality if she is willing to give him a baby every year. Perhaps they should of made this guy look more like Michael Jackson than Rob Zombie.

Ok guys, this episode of "American Horror Story: Coven" called “Head." Let’s hope its good and not lousy! It begins in the 1990s with a young hank going hunting with his hick dad. With the popularity of this show quickly waning (and for good reason) one can assume perhaps this is a sad attempt to leech off the "Duck Dynasty" ratings. Then a shock that fools no one they are actually witch hunters. Hank then runs into his first witch but like all virgins he has no clue what he is doing and fails to shoot her. The witch then shoots his dad and his dad retaliates and kills her. Hank’s father than deeply tells him never forget who he is and that witch killing is in his blood.

Finally a new episode of "American Horror Story Coven" that goes somewhere! It only took a two week break for the show to figure out it needs to reach an ending in only a few more episodes.

New week hence a new episode! This weeks episode of "American Horror Story Coven" starts off with a flashback of Kyle prior to being a zombie refusing to get a tattoo with his idiot frat brothers. He exclaims to his peers he plans on becoming a respectable engineer one day and that a tattoo could ruin that dream. Little did young Kyle know he’d end up a mindless zombie in an aimless season of American Horror Story.

New week. New episode! This week’s episode of "American Horror Story Coven" starts with yet another flash back. This time of a crazy axe murderer with an affinity for jazz music. He even puts ads in the news papers warning New Orleans of his coming attacks. Can’t beat a kind considerate murderer like that now can we? His big ad for the week was that he announces he won’t kill that is blasting jazz music in their house. The witches being the badasses they were back then compared to the lame ones now refuse to follow his demands. They lure the axe murderer in and stab him in the back Julius Caesar style. This is an epic opening.

It is with great pleasure that I announce that  Three Ice Cubes has found it's official new home. Please continue to get all the info that is made for you at www.threeicecubes.org and follow us on Twitter  @3icecubes. We also want to welcome Andrew Murphy to the group of ice cubers as our Music and "Scandal" Recap guru. Tammie Slogeris is still our Assistant Editor but will be on hiatus until January 2014. Sadly, she lost her husband to cancer and needs to focus her attention elsewhere. I, Mandi, will still be bringing gossip and reviews, as well as site owner and Editor. Also along for the ride  Maxwell Kale who keeps us up-to-date with "American Horror Story Coven" since he is the only one who can make it through the whole show...and kicks ass. So stick with us and we will do our best to please you! Much love, Mandi

Onto episode 5 of "American Horror Story Coven" and the show gets wackier, tackier, and more camp! I decided to view this season as just a fun campy show in comparison to the other seasons which concentrated more on horror.