Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Mandi's Thoughts On...Elf on a Shelf!


I keep hearing about this damn elf and seeing him everywhere that I go and I'm like "why is he following me?" Then I wanted to know his purpose so I asked my fiancé about the Elf on the Shelf. He told me that parents purchase this elf around the holidays then tell children that it is from the North Pole and will report back to Santa about said child's behavior. This is the most ridiculous concept I have ever heard in my entire life! So basically, eleven months out of the year, the elf is not paying attention to behavior but rather collecting unemployment. Then, in December, he comes back and all kids must be super sweet. I call BS on this whole concept. Do what my mom did: keep a phone nearby and whenever kids are bad, threaten to call Santa on them...or become Jewish. 

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